Saturday, January 19, 2013

Butt Play Recap

Ok, so I tried it some more.  I tried it on it's own and although I didn't want to buck Dallas away, I kinda felt weird and wanted to move on to other things (re: things I actually like).
But then, Dallas came home (at 5 am!) this morning after a night with the boys during which I'd sent him a bunch of pictures of me with my Lelo and we kind of went at it all crazy like.  Him: drunk.  Me: feeling liberated and awesome.
So, he played with the ol' butt hole quite a bit while he actually fucked me and I liked that.  I liked that a lot.
So, I think we may have a convert here.  I'll continue to keep you posted.


Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Butt Play

Dallas is into taking my butt virginity.  It's the taboo thing that this whitebread boy is going for so bring it on...I guess.
I'm not really into the idea though, I gotta tell ya.  That's not a very liberated-sounding thing for me to say.  But it's true.  I'm all for the IDEA of butt stuff but the actual execution does not get my wheels turning. 
Two words: rectal trauma
Things are supposed to come OUT of there, not go IN, right?  I mean, if you like, DO IT, by all means.  What is this blog for, if not to say YAY! YOU GO GIRL/GUY! CONSENTING ADULTS, GET FREAKY TONIGHT! But butts ain't my stuff.  I'll rim a job any day of the week, heck, if you want me to put something in there, I will but my butt is a sanctuary.  I don't want to fuck with it. Or fuck it.  That much.
Anyway, it's not just MY sex life as we are in a relationship and I'm not really caring too much what goes in and out of my butt (??!!) and I am curious so...
We've started with lube and what my friend Kate calls, "Ringing the doorbell," (playing sorta in and around butthole). Kinda makes me feel icky?
And now I have to be EVEN MORE vigilant on waxing?  
So far, butt play, you haven't won me over but we'll see...we'll see...

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Heidi: The Badass Bitch

"Some people are more experimental in bed and others are more boring. If you are wild and crazy, bring it on so the other person is well aware that you have little devil horns that come out every once in a while... It's good to make an effort to dress up sometimes, to do things outside of the norm."-Heidi Klum
In related news, German girls do it better.

Monday, January 7, 2013


Since I (well we, but let's blame me because that's fucking convenient) decided to not circumsize our beautiful, perfect, tiny infant baby boy, I have received a lot of flack.
Who are these people and what is their preoccupation with my child's genitals? But for reals...?
They are my husband (now what he realizes that it's not as socially acceptable to not circumsize as he thought, or maybe just here in fucking Nowheresville, Canada.) Also, my mother in law, my husband's friends....
Ummm, fuck you people?
I'm not even going to BE that person that lists off all the reasons the operation used to be done and the tremendous amount of SUPER GOOD reasons not to in this day in age as it's a bit redundant (like, hello, are you fucking insane?) but it still really pisses me off when someone wants to bug me about it.
Yeah, people razz me about it! Like I let him wet his pants at a play park and thought "Meh" and didn't change him, or something.  No, this was a legitimate decision, something I can't go back on (EVEN IF I WANTED TOO--WHICH I DO NOT!) and also, none of your fucking business!
Someone actually quoted some bullshit on how today's generation of people who aren't circumsized (because their parents actually love them) are able to choose later in life to be circumsized.
As an adult.
Yeah, ok.  I'm sure there's lots of sane people getting that operation done.